It seems easier to perform holy sacrifice because you are near holy ground.
You raise your arms towards the heavens, dagger in hand.
<<Session Disconnected: 9:40 pm>>
Starting to perform Holy Sacrifice immediately before being disconnected. Luckily this was a crash and not a simple disconnection, or I may have been logging back on to see Death.
You enter the flame, feeling perfectly at one with Sek for a moment before you suddenly find yourself elsewhere.
The centre of the Royal Market [n,s,e,w].
A hairy bum and a pie seller are standing here.
A wooden pole with a bright blue note and a silver note attached to it is standing on the side of the road, three pumpkins and a medium sized mauve bottle are on the ground and a lamp post is here, lighting up the street.
For a moment you feel like skipping, but it passes.
You remove the flat cap.
The suspicious character moves slowly out of the shadows.
You carefully attach the diamond Berilia charm to the gold charm bracelet.
The suspicious character sidles up to you ingratiatingly.
The suspicious character asks you with a Sto Plains accent: Evening mister. Fancy a good time?
The suspicious character peers at you, grinning disarmingly.
The suspicious character grins darkly.
The suspicious character attacks you from behind. You recall him standing right in front of you just a second ago.
You are shocked and confused.
Moving swiftly, the suspicious character slices your right leg with his meat cleaver.
With surprising speed, the suspicious character hacks your chest with his cheap and nasty switchblade.
Catching you by surprise, the suspicious character slices your left foot with his cheap and nasty switchblade.
Hp: 742 (1503) Gp: 79 (325) Xp: 11291
The suspicious character slices your right arm with his meat cleaver.
Hp: 588 (1428) Gp: 79 (315) Xp: 11294
The suspicious character shoves you sending you crashing to the ground.
Hp: 591 (1428) Gp: 82 (315) Xp: 11297
The suspicious character cuts your chest with his meat cleaver.
The suspicious character cuts your left arm with his cheap and nasty switchblade.
Hp: 404 (1428) Gp: 85 (315) Xp: 11300
The suspicious character cuts your back with his meat cleaver.
Hp: 317 (1428) Gp: 88 (315) Xp: 11303
You stand up.
Hp: 320 (1428) Gp: 91 (315) Xp: 11306
The suspicious character launches a powerful attack. The suspicious character hacks your chest with his meat cleaver.
You no longer feel shocked and confused.
The suspicious character gets 11 Djelian talents, 10 Lancre shillings, 6 Ankh-Morpork pence, one Ankh-Morpork royal, some Ankh-Morpork dollars, 9 Lancre crowns, one Lancre farthing, 8 Ankh-Morpork ten-dollars, 5 Agatean Empire rhinu, 2 Ankh-Morpork ten-pences, 5 Genuan livres and some Genuan cents from the corpse of Mishal d'Ranged.
Someone says: MY, WE'VE BEEN A BIT CARELESS, HAVEN'T WE? SHALL WE POPPADOM TO THE NEXT DIMENSION?
You turn and see Death standing behind you.
Passaging into Sto Lat before being positively wrecked by some random NPC. Mishal's first death, too. I especially like the way that after killing me the NPC proceeded to steal three royals' worth of stuff from my corpse (which included my watch).
You are having trouble performing resurrect because you are using the white cane as an external focus for the ritual. However, this is mitigated by the fact that you are near holy ground.
You kneel in prayer.
You close your eyes, and contemplate higher things.
You chant the ritual for body preservation.
You recite the prayer for body regeneration.
You chant the ritual for summoning the image of Death.
You call upon Sek to protect you from Death's aura.
You communicate your needs to Death.
Death ponders the situation.
Death tells you: HMM... HE DOESN'T SEEM TO BE A REGULAR CLIENT OF MINE. I SUPPOSE THAT I CAN TURN A BLIND EYE.
Death's image vanishes.
Illuminate starts to glow softly.
Illuminate appears in more solid form.
Mishal's first resurrect. Resurrect rods are the best.
Someone says: MY, WE'VE BEEN A BIT CARELESS, HAVEN'T WE?
You turn and see Death standing behind you.
Death says: I SUPPOSE YOU WANT TO BE ALLOWED TO STAY, DO YOU?
Death says: OH, BUGGER, THERE'S A TYPO IN THE DEATH LOG.
Death gets a sandtimer from within the dark cloak and looks at it.
Death says: MIND YOU, IT WON'T BE LONG. I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
Death disappears in a puff of nothing.
A random room chat in Bes Pelargic's Red Triangle District.
The Tuna Walk commercial area [e,w].
A starving urchin is standing here and a rickshaw driver is pulling the rickshaw along.
An enamelled sign is on the building and a rickshaw is here being pulled by the rickshaw driver.
Greasy sparks crawl over the north wall, and a door silently materialises.
The starving urchin asks in Agatean: You know Rincewind?
The starving urchin sidles up to you, suddenly limping.
The starving urchin exclaims in Agatean: Gimme some Pununiya, Tonogono
The starving urchin asks in Agatean: Ryoya, you fat! Doryu Jimpaiya Kinosoko Doryu forn Nigari-ka
The starving urchin scratches busily.
The starving urchin sticks his finger up his nose and digs in.
con urchin
The starving urchin looks pretty nasty.
> fear urchin
It seems easier to perform fear because you have recently prayed and you are near holy ground.
> You utter a short prayer.
You call upon Sek to fill a starving urchin with fear.
The starving urchin looks worried.
The starving urchin opens the shop door.
The starving urchin leaves north.
The starving urchin closes the shop door.
The door in the north wall flickers, and vanishes. A few lazy worms of fire remain on the wall in its place, but they quickly wink out.
That solved that problem... I feel sorry for the poor natives of the Brown Islands, though.
LPmud version : FluffOS v1.36 on port 4242.
Welcome to Discworld: the stuff of which dreams are made.
Silently, slowly and surely, Great A'Tuin paddles through space, its
great eyes surveying the dark, empty wastes before and behind it.
Standing on A'Tuin's great back are four enormous elephants, straining
under the colossal weight of the Discworld itself. It sparkles with
magic, reflects the light of the stars and generally fails to be as
unobtrusive as possible.
Q - Quit
M - Print this menu again
D - Delete your character
R - Request a temporary password
U - Short list of who is on-line
P - Uptime
F - Finger someone
N - New character
G - Guest character
Or, enter your current character's name
Your choice: mishal
PASSWORD
Discworld
Where all your dreams can't come true.
Auditors
Taffyd Sojan Dasquian
Wodan Turrican
Avatars of the Apocralypse
Pinkfish Ceres
Please imagine a very nice picture of four Elephants standing on the back of
a Turtle (sex unknown) swimming through space. On the Elephants rests the
Disc of the world, garlanded by the long waterfall at its vast circumference
and domed by the baby blue vault of heaven. Imagine this, because there is
not enough room here to draw it.
Enter password:
You last logged in from [snip] ([snip]) and are currently logged in from [snip] ([snip]).
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* It is your responsibility to know and adhere to the rules. *
* If you are not sure what they are read 'help rules'. *
* Ignorance of the rules will not be accepted as a defence. *
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Queued command: qwho
Queued command: score brief
[Mishal enters Discworld -- Taxi]
Queued command: glance
The aged zombie mumbles something about brainssss under its breath.
The aged zombie moves aggressively towards you!
The aged zombie jabs you in the chest.
Auto-attacked on login. Thankfully it was a fairly weak NPC ("The aged zombie looks pretty nasty.") and I had full GP, otherwise that could have ended quite differently.
(Priests) Spank wisps that he blinks.
(Priests) Spank wisps: Striking TM.
(Priests) Thakh wisps that he mourns.
(Priests) Thakh wisps: That was an expensive TM..
sb
Hp: 1503(1503) Gp: 286(347) Xp: 96563
> wd
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Brother Spank a'Thon the Votary of Sek, Cherry Flavoured, Public Benefactor
-------------> There is one member of this group of people on the Discworld. <------------
> ls spank
You hold a ribboned baton in your right hand.
You get a ribboned baton from a pocket in the black backpack.
You are having trouble performing longsight because you are using the ribboned baton as an external focus for the ritual and you are far from holy ground.
Queued command: put longsight in backpack
> You utter a quick prayer.
You cover your eyes.
You briefly see a vision.
This is the approximate centre of the "Divine Flower" marketplace. Shoving their way
through the crowd, hundreds of people are here, bartering, buying, and selling
whatever strikes their fancy. Among the multitude of stalls that are crammed in
here, there is one that seems to be selling lanterns. The marketplace extends in all
directions except to the west, where Hook Street begins.
It is a slightly chilly secundus autumn's evening with almost no wind and medium
cloud cover.
There are eight obvious exits: south, east, southeast, northwest, north, northeast,
west and enter stall.
The ghost of Spank a'Thon and a chivalrous McSweeney samurai are standing here.
The corpse of Spank a'Thon is on the ground.
You put the ribboned baton in a pocket in the black backpack.
(Apex) Acantha wisps: Dariana, have you tried playing Gufnork's organ?"
(Apex) Thakh wisps that he leers.
(Apex) Syaoran wisps: nope, thats aaaalllll you acantha :)
(Apex) fewyn wisps: that sounds very very very dirty...
(Apex) Acantha wisps: Syaoran, i'm surprised. You're running for HP and you've never touched Gufnork's organ? I play with it daily.
(Apex) Julnar wisps: yeah, how will gufnork know you're serious if you don't touch his organ?
(Apex) Syaoran wisps: I use Gufnorks Flute
(Apex) Acantha wisps: Exactly. Mind you, most days I make sure I'm carrying a towel to wipe my face, or that I have time to visit the baths very quickly afterwards.
(Apex) Julnar wisps: and how well do you play with his instrument?
(Apex) Syaoran wisps: every time I pray. just before I pray
(Apex) Syaoran wisps: With obvious musical skill, you play a complex yet harmonious melody on your bamboo flute.
(Apex) Thakh wisps: What does bamboo have to do with Gufnork?
(Apex) Acantha wisps: That's a bamboo flute. Only Naefela and I play His Organ. Poor Gufnork.
(Apex) Syaoran wisps: it's name is gufnorks flute, it just doesnt know it yet.
(Apex) Thakh wisps: Both at once?
(Apex) Hypo wisps: Personally, if I was Gufnork, I wouldn't want Syaoran anywhere near my organ.
(Apex) Thakh wisps that he agrees with Hypo.
(Apex) Julnar wisps: gufnore wants more people to play with his organ
(Apex) Syaoran wisps: tahts cause your a heathen.
(Apex) Syaoran wisps that he points at Hypo
(Apex) Thakh wisps: I'd prefer Acantha and Nafaela playing my organ over Syaoran too, though, he has a point.
(Apex) Julnar wisps: well I have more skills with percussion insturments but I don't mind trying my hand at an organ
(Apex) Acantha wisps: Go try, Julnar.
(Apex) Acantha wisps: Naefela and I played a duet once or twice.
(Apex) Thakh wisps: I'm sure Acantha could teach you lots.
> bp
Now using Agatean for speaking and writing.
You remove a gold cobra charm from Obsidian Bracelet.
You feel a momentary itch at the back of your neck.
You wear a flat cap.
Queued command: perform divine hand on gold cobra charm
Queued command: enter flame
Queued command: remove flat cap
Queued command: add gold cobra charm to obsidian bracelet
> It seems easier to perform divine hand because you are near holy ground.
You say a prayer over a gold cobra charm.
For a moment you feel like skipping, but it passes.
You notice a roguish thief nearby.
The roguish thief exclaims: Cor! Even better than a plate full of cabbage!
Bright white and red flashes surround the roguish thief as he triggers a religious ward!
The roguish thief is paralysed.
You attempt to visualise the place that you remembered.
You pray to Sek to grant you the means to travel there.
You meditate on the holiness of Sek before vanishing.
Sek's chamber [none].
You enter the flame, feeling perfectly at one with Sek for a moment before you suddenly find yourself elsewhere.
The Tuna Walk commercial area [e,w,n].
A manky rat and a rickshaw driver are standing here.
A rickshaw is here being pulled by the rickshaw driver and an enamelled sign is on the building.
Cannot find "flat cap", no match.
You carefully attach the gold cobra charm to Obsidian Bracelet.
You hear a faint voice in your head: Mishal! It's the flat cap. I'm currently being carried by a roguish thief in near the north end of Short Street.
Yay for wards - paralysis and sotto voce, in this case. I paid A$100 to the person who killed the thief and found my cap, which is somewhat cheaper than spending two to five times that much for a new one. Everyone's a winner.
> find elera
It seems easier to perform find because you are near holy ground.
> You utter a quick prayer.
You hold up your set of prayer beads.
You begin to get the feeling that something is wrong.
The world goes black! You are blind.
l
Queued command: l
> You are blind and cannot see.
Elera eyes you over.
priests Awesome!
You whisper into the silver watch pin.
(Priests) Mishal wisps: Awesome!
> sob elera
You sob on someone's shoulder.
> Your vision has returned.
Elera tells you: hah hah, you're blind :P
Performing find on creators is Very Bad, apparently :(
A road [n,w,e].
An old villager is standing here.
A small wooden numberplate is on the north wall and a wooden pole with an olive note and a white note attached to it is here.
sb
Hp: 1503(1503) Gp: 183(349) Xp: 1578285
> s
AAARRRGGGHHH!!!
An air room [none].
> tbr
You can't concentrate enough to twist the blue crystal ring.
> You find it hard to float and make a quick trip thirty-five yards downwards.
Some moorland close to a mountain range and an evergreen forest [n,climb e,climb s].
Ouch, that hurt (1786).
Someone says: MY, WE'VE BEEN A BIT CARELESS, HAVEN'T WE? SHALL WE POPPADOM TO THE NEXT DIMENSION?
You turn and see Death standing behind you.
Death says: PERHAPS YOU SHOULD TAKE A NUMBER, WE ARE BUSY TODAY.
Death says: THE GODS ALWAYS SEEM TO LET PEOPLE LIKE YOU HAVE ANOTHER CHANCE BUT I DON'T SEE THE POINT.
Death says: I SUPPOSE YOU WANT TO BE ALLOWED TO STAY, DO YOU?
Death says: I REALLY DON'T LIKE DOING ALL THESE FAVOURS FOR YOU PEOPLE.
Death says: I MEAN, WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME?
Death says: OH DEAR, IT SEEMS SEK WON'T SEE YOU RIGHT NOW.
Death says: JUST DON'T TELL ANYONE I DID THIS FOR YOU!
Death says: I MAY NOT BE SO FORGIVING IN THE FUTURE. BE MORE CAREFUL.
Death gets back onto Binky and rides away.
You hear a pattering of many tiny feet.
The ground suddenly opens up in front of your feet and a bunch of manically grinning dwarfs pop out and start
bouncing around in front of you.
With a huge smile one of the grinning dwarfs whispers in your ear: Here, take this book - it'll tell you everything you need to know. But don't mention it to Death. Ok?
Without waiting, they all leap back into the hole which slowly closes after them.
(Later)
The Hall of Heroes [d].
A swarm of fireflies is buzzing around and a rough tom cat, an aquamarine moon dragon, Sultana Keb Casaubon, Kefka Nightingale and Lanfear are standing here.
teach me 44 ot.he from lanfear
Lanfear offers to teach you 44 levels of other.health for 1017217 xp.
Use "learn" to learn the skill.
> learn ot.he from lanfear
Lanfear starts to teach you 44 levels of other.health for 1017217 xp.
Saving...
Saving...
You finish learning 44 levels of other.health from Lanfear.
thank lanfear muchly
You thank Lanfear muchly.
> sb
Hp: 1695(1695) Gp: 349(349) Xp: 16738
Falling off the Ramtops.
Offler the Crocodile God shouts: Game ith webooting in 7 minuteth.
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Hmmm, Offler-goodness.
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Right! Now what shall I sing? Something from Mellow Yellow Wahooni Fruits, The Hamlet Persons, Newbie King, Lappet Faced Worriers, Enim Rac, Patricienne, Areyem, Mc Mallet, Lynched Liam or Orphans Impovision Workshop?
(Two) Pit wisps: lynched liam
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Rightio, Pit, Lynched Liam it is then!
(Two) Sokkard wisps: ... Whatever!
(Two) Sokkard wisps: I went down to Morpork and saw Dibbler
(Two) Sokkard wisps: He was, like, Sausage, Guv?
(Two) Sokkard wisps: And I was, like, Whatever!
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Then this troll comes up to me and she's all, like,
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Hey, aren't you that Sokkard??
(Two) Sokkard wisps: And I'm, like, Yeah, whatever!
(Two) Sokkard wisps: So later I'm at the Mended Drum
(Two) Sokkard wisps: And this witch comes up
(Two) Sokkard wisps: And she's, like, Wotcher!
(Two) Sokkard wisps: And I'm, like, Yeah, whatever!
(Two) Sokkard wisps: 'Cuz this is my
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Ankh-Mor-pork of Whatever!
(Two) Sokkard wisps: And this is my
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Ankh-Mor-pork of Whatever!
(Two) Sokkard wisps: And this is my
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Ankh-Mor-pork of Whatever!
(Two) Sokkard wisps: And then it's three A.M.
(Two) Sokkard wisps: And I'm in the Shades, wearing my leather
(Two) Sokkard wisps: This 'sasswot comes up and he's, like, Hey, punk!
(Two) Sokkard wisps: I'm, like, Yeah, whatever!
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Then I'm spamming, on (two)
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Captain Carrot comes up and is, like,
(Two) Sokkard wisps: 'Hey, I thought I told you...'
(Two) Sokkard wisps: And I'm, like, Yeah, whatever!
(Two) Sokkard wisps: And then up comes Ilik
(Two) Sokkard wisps: I'm, like, Yo, Ilik. What's up?
(Two) Sokkard wisps: He's, like, Nothin'
(Two) Sokkard wisps: And I'm, like, That's cool.
(Two) Sokkard wisps: 'Cuz this is my,
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Ankh-Mor-pork of Whatever!
(Two) Sokkard wisps: And this is my,
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Ankh-Mor-pork of Whatever!
Spammiest NPC on the Disc! (Most unfortunatey I know the original song that Sokkard is parodying)
Aemi has died for the last time. But the Smiling Chimera, sw corner of the marketplace in OC, also stocks some very shiny priestly items.
(One) Fayte wisps: wow.. way to go to an effort for advertising
(One) positrix wisps: I was wondering if I'd imagined that...
(One) Gwydion wisps: All praise the People's Endeavour! :D
Blessed Mother Cailleach visits you unexpectedly!
Blessed Mother Cailleach looks at you.
Cailleach grins at Nella and you.
scream cailleach
You scream loudly at Blessed Mother Cailleach.
> Blessed Mother Cailleach gives a red silk bra to you.
Cailleach fondles you gently.
:feels unexpectedly visited.
You emote: Mishal d'Ranged feels unexpectedly visited.
> Blessed Mother Cailleach cackles happily.
sob
You sob quietly.
> Blessed Mother Cailleach looks at you.
l bra
This is a simple yet elegant red bra made of fine silk.
It is in excellent condition.
> wear bra
You remove a black backpack and a long dark cloak so you can wear a red silk bra.
You wear a black backpack and a long dark cloak.
> spock
You raise one eyebrow.
> remove bra
You remove the long dark cloak and the black backpack so you can remove the red silk bra.
You wear the long dark cloak and the black backpack.
> Blessed Mother Cailleach approves
Blessed Mother Cailleach says with a Lancrastian accent: enjoy the cleavage dear
Cailleach waves lazily to you.
'#m Oh I will do.
You say: Oh I will do.
> Blessed Mother Cailleach raises her hands in the air and cries out.
Blessed Mother Cailleach traces out a symbol in the air with her holy symbol.
Blessed Mother Cailleach steps forward and seems to vanish, leaving behind a lingering sound of champagne corks popping.
Blessed Mother Cailleach visits you unexpectedly!
Blessed Mother Cailleach rolls around on the floor laughing.
'#m ....
You say: ....
> Blessed Mother Cailleach says with a Lancrastian accent: Boo
Cailleach pets you like a moose stuck in a tree.
:feels unexpectedly visited. Again.
You emote: Mishal d'Ranged feels unexpectedly visited. Again.
> Cailleach moshes up against you drunkenly.
Blessed Mother Cailleach says with a Lancrastian accent: looks that way
Blessed Mother Cailleach looks at you.
comfort cailleach
You comfort Blessed Mother Cailleach.
> Blessed Mother Cailleach giggles.
Cailleach waves to Nella and you.
Visit is such a bizarre ritual. And totally not random, apparently.
#e~ The land is lit up by the eerie light of the waxing crescent moon.
e#e This is a sizable suspension bridge spanning high over Lancre Gorge, serving
e#~ f f as the gateway into the kingdom of Lancre. Stone towers stand at either end
e#~f#f of the bridge, supporting thick chains that actually hold up the wooden
e@#f road surface. Stands of tall evergreen trees cover the ground to the west
ee~ff and southwest, some falls are roaring loudly to the south, stands of tall
G~G trees cover the ground to the northeast and southeast and a gently-flowing
G ~ river is to the north. Ten miles to the southeast is Lancre Town and five
ee GG miles to the east is the village of Mad Stoat.
It is a damn cold backspindlewinter's night with a strong breeze and some
puffy clouds.
There are three obvious exits: northwest, east and down.
A customs troll is standing here.
> The customs troll says with a Lancrastian accent: Hullo, 'dis is a customs inspection.
The customs troll asks with a Lancrastian accent: Do you have any beer, spirits, wines, liquors, hallucinogenic herbage or books of a lewd or licentious nature?
'#m No.
Queued command: '#m No.
> You say: No.
The customs troll asks with a Lancrastian accent: Sure?
'#m Yes.
You say: Yes.
> The customs troll asks with a Lancrastian accent: Would you like some?
'#m Yes, please.
You say: Yes, please.
> The customs troll says with a Lancrastian accent: Right, 'ere's what I have. Feel free to list, buy or browse.
list goods of troll
> The customs troll says to you with a Lancrastian accent: I have the following items for sale:
The customs troll says to you with a Lancrastian accent: I have a copy of "Craggy and Beautiful" for Ls 5|6 3/4.
The customs troll says to you with a Lancrastian accent: I have nine medium sized green bottles for Ls 3|5 3/4 each.
The customs troll says to you with a Lancrastian accent: I have eight medium sized black bottles for LC 2|10|8 3/4 each.
The customs troll says to you with a Lancrastian accent: I have six medium sized brown bottles for LC 1|1|10 3/4 each.
The customs troll says to you with a Lancrastian accent: I have five badly-rolled cigarettes for Ls 4|2 each.
> quit
A small gecko takes your hand and rushes you to the departure lounge.
> [Mishal leaves Discworld -- Taxi]
This is Greco's day off.
Gumboot, Greco's distant relative, is here to take your information. Gumboot looks very confused and sticks the
pencil in her ear.
Gumboot smiles strangely.
Gumboot says: Well. Uhhhh. That's it.
Gumboot says: I... Umm. Hope.
You clamber about a giant spider. Gumboot starts to walk out the door and stands on one of its feet. You are
flung from the back of the giant spider out through the door and float meaninglessly through space. You hope you
will be seen again...
Do come again!
* This is the centre of the market square in Ohulan-Cutash. There is quite a throng of townspeople here,
| | + all trying to get to the stalls to buy various products that are on offer. The town well attracts all
&-*-*+ sorts of people, from wealthy merchants to humble farmwives. The market sprawls out in all directions.
+ |x|x| It is a very warm summer prime's afternoon with almost no wind and a beautifully clear sky.
*-&-@-*-@- There are eight obvious exits: north, south, east, west, northeast, southeast, southwest and northwest.
|x|x| | A bright red swamp dragon is lying here and a sad peasant, two grumbling peasants, a crimson moon
+*-*-*- dragon, Goody Mellisandre and Sica DeLaCroix are standing here.
| | | A Christmas Tree is standing next to the well and a wooden pole with a green note attached to it is
*+ standing on the side of the road.
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